YAY!

SUP

That's right. I want you all to add me to your buddy list, and IM me if I am online. I've been receiving every sort of IM over the past couple of days (or week, w/e) that I've publicly displayed my AIM in my signature and profile, and I must say you Newgrounders have piqued my interest.

I'll probably post the most interesting of your IMs from now on, and I'll probably start storing chat logs. I've had a couple of interesting conversations over the past week - everything from boy trouble (hopefully from a girl?) to random gibberish - and now I'm yearning to see more. IM me now, and if it's interesting enough I might post it, making you an instant celebrity (in the sense that maybe 30 people will see your screen name)!

Go crazy.

The title says it all. Congratulations on DJ maGni for IMing me and successfully wasting approximately eighteen minutes of my life.

DJ maGni (9:50:06 PM): I have a secret to tell you
DJ maGni (9:50:28 PM): I did it
extremewookie (9:50:35 PM): Wha
DJ maGni (9:50:39 PM): I did it
DJ maGni (9:50:40 PM): Seriously
extremewookie (9:50:43 PM): Did what?
DJ maGni (9:50:44 PM): I'm not fucking kidding
DJ maGni (9:50:52 PM): It happened dude
DJ maGni (9:50:54 PM): It happened
extremewookie (9:50:56 PM): Oh man
extremewookie (9:51:05 PM): That's pretty insane
DJ maGni (9:51:08 PM): Yes
DJ maGni (9:51:44 PM): It is so insane, it's crazy, then insane, then crazy, then gay-tarded, then crazy, then Bushwick Bill, then Billy Joel, then crazy, then Insane, then Chuck Norris, then completely original to crazy insane again.
extremewookie (9:51:56 PM): Wow
extremewookie (9:52:07 PM): That's like... a whole new level of insanity
DJ maGni (9:52:16 PM): IT'S NOT INSANITY, IF IT'S CRAZY>
DJ maGni (9:52:21 PM): <IT'S SIMPLY...
DJ maGni (9:52:23 PM): Cheese
extremewookie (9:52:27 PM): My God
DJ maGni (9:52:46 PM): SO MUCH CHEESE
DJ maGni (9:52:48 PM): IN ONE ROOM
DJ maGni (9:52:51 PM): Someone overdosed on it
extremewookie (9:52:56 PM): I see
extremewookie (9:53:13 PM): I was unaware that it was possible to OD on cheese
DJ maGni (9:53:18 PM): OH
DJ maGni (9:53:20 PM): IT'S POSSIBLE
DJ maGni (9:53:31 PM): It's more possible then to make a vanilla-chocolate twist baby.
DJ maGni (9:53:36 PM): More possible then that.
extremewookie (9:53:45 PM): Whoa
DJ maGni (9:53:45 PM): Not just THEN THAT
DJ maGni (9:53:47 PM): THAN THAT
extremewookie (9:54:01 PM): Incredible
DJ maGni (9:54:13 PM): I like you.
DJ maGni (9:54:17 PM): I'm going to tell you my name
extremewookie (9:54:20 PM): Go for it
DJ maGni (9:55:07 PM): My name is: Joe-jim-billy-bob-joe-lucas-vader-jim-
job-bo-bom-bib-billy-bob-bomb-bob-dabi lly-bo-bob-bim-bob-joe-jim-bib-bom-bib -bob-ohmygod-joe-bob
DJ maGni (9:55:15 PM): But you can just call me Jim-Bob
DJ maGni (9:55:17 PM): Or Joe-Jim
DJ maGni (9:55:23 PM): Or Billy-Bob
DJ maGni (9:55:28 PM): Or Joe-Jim-Billy-Bob
DJ maGni (9:55:43 PM): Or Joe-Jim-Ba-Billy-Bob-Dabob-dabob-dabil ly-bo-bimbob
extremewookie (9:55:55 PM): Or Joe
DJ maGni (9:56:00 PM): Or Jilly
DJ maGni (9:56:05 PM): But don't call me Jilly
DJ maGni (9:56:08 PM): I don't like Jilly
DJ maGni (9:56:12 PM): I don't even like Jelly
extremewookie (9:56:21 PM): How is that possible?
extremewookie (9:56:25 PM): Jelly tastes quite good
DJ maGni (9:56:45 PM): I prefer preservatives
DJ maGni (9:56:46 PM): Pure
DJ maGni (9:56:49 PM): Preservatives
extremewookie (9:57:03 PM): Well jelly makes an excellent substitute
extremewookie (9:57:33 PM): And besides, these evil jelly corporations don't even care anymore. They'll call jelly preservatives just to make it seem more sophisticated
extremewookie (9:57:40 PM): Wait...
extremewookie (9:57:46 PM): I'm thinking preserves
extremewookie (9:57:51 PM): Preservatives???
DJ maGni (9:57:53 PM): YES
DJ maGni (9:58:04 PM): The representatives preserves.
DJ maGni (9:58:07 PM): Preservatives
DJ maGni (9:58:08 PM): No gimmick
DJ maGni (9:58:09 PM): No dime
DJ maGni (9:58:15 PM): Just a jelly with a twitch
extremewookie (9:58:34 PM): Yes, indeed
extremewookie (9:58:44 PM): Or something
DJ maGni (9:58:59 PM): I like calling people
extremewookie (9:59:04 PM): Do you now?
DJ maGni (9:59:10 PM): Yes
DJ maGni (9:59:12 PM): But even better
DJ maGni (9:59:14 PM): Prank calling
extremewookie (9:59:18 PM): That's terrible
DJ maGni (9:59:23 PM): Like you can call a chicken restaurant
DJ maGni (9:59:29 PM): Ask them if they have chicken necks
DJ maGni (9:59:39 PM): Tell them to wear a turtleneck sweater and no one would notice
DJ maGni (9:59:41 PM): FOR TEH LULZ
extremewookie (9:59:52 PM): That's not even that funny
extremewookie (10:00:02 PM): And in that respect, I disagree with you, my good man
DJ maGni (10:00:17 PM): Well I guess we'll have to... EXTREME THUMB WRESTLE!
extremewookie (10:00:28 PM): I suppose that's what it all comes down to
extremewookie (10:00:45 PM): Except of course that it is not possible to thumb wrestle online
DJ maGni (10:00:57 PM): Ever hear of ookie cookie?
extremewookie (10:01:00 PM): Uh, no
DJ maGni (10:01:05 PM): Wanna play?
extremewookie (10:01:14 PM): Not particularly. Let's just say I won
DJ maGni (10:01:17 PM): No
DJ maGni (10:01:21 PM): Because I'm a minute man
DJ maGni (10:01:23 PM):
DJ maGni (10:01:28 PM): I'd win
extremewookie (10:01:32 PM): Or would you
DJ maGni (10:01:40 PM): WHOEVER JERKS OFF ON THE BREAD FIRST WINS
extremewookie (10:01:44 PM): For all you know, I possess latent psy-
extremewookie (10:01:45 PM): Uh
DJ maGni (10:01:54 PM): GO
extremewookie (10:01:55 PM): You win
DJ maGni (10:01:56 PM): Done
DJ maGni (10:01:57 PM): lo
DJ maGni (10:01:58 PM): l
DJ maGni (10:02:01 PM): You have to eat it now
DJ maGni (10:02:10 PM): [/oldschoolcollegegames]
extremewookie (10:02:20 PM): And yet it is unfortunately impossible to send bread via the internet
DJ maGni (10:02:27 PM): I'll send it via fed-ex
extremewookie (10:02:51 PM): But you don't even my address. Surely you're not going to label it with "Send to extremewookie"
DJ maGni (10:03:11 PM): Uhh
DJ maGni (10:03:12 PM): Who knows?
extremewookie (10:03:19 PM): Perhaps someday it shall arrive
DJ maGni (10:03:45 PM): To antartica
extremewookie (10:03:56 PM): Antarctica, and I do not live there
DJ maGni (10:04:00 PM): To some guy named
DJ maGni (10:04:04 PM): Eneet Wuhkey
extremewookie (10:04:26 PM): What would be the purpose of mailing the cum-ridden bread to Antarctica?
DJ maGni (10:04:36 PM): Well if I'm sending it to a screename
DJ maGni (10:04:43 PM): They'll match it up with the best match
DJ maGni (10:04:44 PM): Right?
DJ maGni (10:04:47 PM): And the eskimo
DJ maGni (10:04:49 PM): Eats it
DJ maGni (10:04:53 PM): Realizes it's salty
DJ maGni (10:04:56 PM): See's the note
DJ maGni (10:04:59 PM): Kills himself
extremewookie (10:05:04 PM): I doubt he'd do that
extremewookie (10:05:09 PM): Maybe it's a gay eskimo
DJ maGni (10:05:21 PM): Maybe
DJ maGni (10:05:23 PM): Or maybe
extremewookie (10:05:31 PM): If not, it hardly seems reason enough to kill oneself
DJ maGni (10:05:33 PM): He's bi-curious
extremewookie (10:05:49 PM): Yes, you can push him off the proverbial ladder into the pits of gaydom
DJ maGni (10:06:13 PM): Such a fate
DJ maGni (10:06:15 PM): Is unspeakable
extremewookie (10:06:24 PM): It has been spoken of
extremewookie (10:07:48 PM): Well, if we're done here, I'm going to close this window now
DJ maGni (10:07:58 PM): We'll speak later
extremewookie (10:08:05 PM): So we shall...
DJ maGni (10:08:10 PM): My newest friend
DJ maGni (10:08:10 PM): <3
extremewookie (10:08:16 PM):
extremewookie (10:08:18 PM): Ugh
extremewookie (10:08:32 PM): Foolish AIM emotes interfering with emotes as nature intended
extremewookie (10:08:38 PM): Farewell
DJ maGni (10:08:43 PM): Farewell my sex kitten
DJ maGni (10:08:44 PM): Wha?
extremewookie (10:08:49 PM): Um, bye

As you all may just have read, one NGer had a nice idea to build computer and sell them on eBay for profit. This got my fiendish mind a-thinking, and I realized that PayPal and eBay are undoubtedly going to ask for a certain percentage of the money you make. That's why I am calling on you, Newgrounds, because I need to know these percentages. PST or comment please.

and a profile banner too, but I am actually too lazy to put them up.

Interesting.

And I am too lazy to make one.

Woop dee fucking doo.