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Disclaimer: Bear with me, I know that no one is constantly buzzing my userpage from updates from their overlord Extremewookie. I just thought I could make it a bit more entertaining for NG users who happen to view it.

Okay. Got a sig and a user header, I'll quit bitching about them now. I was thinking that because I read so much that I could write a few reviews for some bestsellers out there - you know, to appeal to the five users out there who read.

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Back to that review idea. I don't have much of an inclination to write a review right now, but fortunately I have one I wrote for an English assignment here for you. I was limited to two hundred words (I happened to hit two hundred right on the dime), so I didn't have much room to express my true feelings, and you'll probably pick up on this in the reading. What I'm essentially trying to say is that I don't normally write this poorly. Nonetheless, please enjoy this review of

The Atlantis Prophecy
by Thomas Greanias

The Atlantis Prophecy by Thomas Greanias is a fictitious novel that takes place in the modern United States. The story focuses on Conrad Yeats, who must uncover the mystery behind the strange markings on his father's tombstone. These markings take him on a race against time, a mysterious cult called "The Alignment," and an evil billionaire named Max Seavers.
Greanias boasts an intelligent and exciting writing style that makes this book a real page turner, though you can easily tell there's absolutely no substance in the plot. Though the book is exciting and would certainly appeal to any adolescent in want of a quick thrill, anyone who does read it will find themselves marveling at the numerous flaws in the plot.
Another interesting facet of the book is that it is a three hundred sixty seven page advertisement. Though Greanias was attempting to make the book feel more plausible by mentioning various commonly known products, his references only serve to irritate: "Conrad listened to the soft strains of Mozart on his iPhone's earbuds."
In closing, this won't be remembered as a classic work of literature. Thomas Greanias' best seller is a good quick thrill, but has no substance to it.