Score: 7

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submission: Valhalla Knights

date: June 8, 2006

There's gonna be a sequel right? Cuz as of right now, absolutely nothing makes sense. Also, I think the term the guy in the previous review was looking for is "vanishing point."

Score: 1

"uh..."

submission: Halo and Hawking

date: June 8, 2006

This was pretty stupid. No, wait, I'm sorry:this was completely and utterly stupid. Poor Mr. Hawking. I really do not care about your new animating style. You could have the worst graphics in the world, but still be really funny. Kinda like Jerry Jackson. Please, do not make another flash unless you actually get at least two people to laugh out loud at it. Thankyou.

Score: 10

"Whoa"

submission: {2006} cursor-mania

date: June 8, 2006

Nice cursors, but I doubt they'd actually be practical for real use. Very nice music too.

Score: 0

"Crap"

submission: Super mario world blooper

date: June 8, 2006

Wow..."Super Mario Bloopers"...so, uh, no one's ever thought of that before? Oddly enough, the idea for your first "blooper" seemed to come from another flash I once saw. I watch flashes like this, and I think to myself "Why?" So now I am asking you- why? Why is it that you make crappy movies that no one laughs at? And, why, for the love of God, do you post them online? What is the point?! Are you expecting the number one flash of all time? I noticed there aren't any other submissions by you. I think you should have just called this "a practice in flash" and deleted it or hit your computer with an axe or something.

Score: 10

"lol"

submission: super marrio parodies

date: June 8, 2006

You make great cart22ns, but why must there be depictions of men's genitals in each and every single one of them?

Score: 10

"OMGWTFBBQLOL"

submission: Halo 3 2:Halo 4 The Movie

date: June 7, 2006

This was the funniest flash I've ever seen (and I speak for the two-part series as a whole on this one). The sandwich guy, though funny, confused me though: who the heck was he? The Arbiter reincarnated into luncheon foods?

Score: 7

"Hey I read that book."

submission: AlasBabylon-Trailer

date: May 18, 2006

Had to read Alas, Babylon over the summer for school. Personally, I think you failed to convery just wtf the plot of the Alas, Babylon movie would be. Say you saw this on TV. The whole Babylon thing would throw you off, and there was no mention of the Russians. I think that it could've been better by maybe explaining what was going on by taking lines from the book. Instead of that crummy food and water line, you should've shown an extremely short clip of an atom bomb detonation, to kind of convey the imminent destruction and seriousness of the situation.

Score: 7

"Ah ha the epic conclusion"

submission: Time Squad [Part 3]

date: May 18, 2006

Graphics-Once again, really great
Style-Original, but once again...Blockhead
Sound-Voices were a little low, and the German accent is kinda corny
Violence-Ah good, more killing
Interactivity-irrelevant
Humor-Again, wrong place and time
Overall:Hey you actually responded to one of my comments, so I'm just coming back to review the next one. If you ask me, I don't think you explained the plot enough. I gotta point out that the wish for the worm dragon thing was kind of wierd. And last time you said Blockhead was essential to the plot, but I don't really see how. Okay so you showed him in medieval Europe standing outside the lab looking completely oblivious, but you never explained it. Mr. German guy also gave his mini-speech about how Blockhead used to desire world domination and stuff. You didn't explain that either. I understand Blockhead's your most successful cartoon (I think, I didn't actually research that), but I just found him to be completely unnecessary to the series. I liked the ending though.

Score: 2

"Oh dear."

submission: Mario Goes Bad - Part 1

date: May 18, 2006

I'm not gonna sugarcoat it- this movie was horrible. Graphics were good, but everything else was repulsive. Voices for example. Very shoddy. And the humor, oh God the humor. I didn't laugh once in this movie. Wtf was that with the Simpsons? He says "Don't hurt the great Luigi" and they run like hell? Another thing: outtakes. They're not funny. Never make them again. Outtakes are never funny. The radio thing was not clever. There is definetley room for improvement in this series.

Score: 6

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submission: Time Squad [Part 1]

date: May 12, 2006

Graphics-very good drawings
Style-You lose kudos here for trying to mix science fiction with Blockhead.
Sound-can't really complain, but it could've been a little better
Violence-ah good, shooting and explosions
Humor-Wrong place, wrong time
Overall: The inclusion of Blockhead was a detriment to the series. It seemed like you wanted to go for a compelling plot, but Blockhead just messed it up. I really saw no reason to include him in this series at all. Another thing, t-rexes are scavengers.